On The GOP Presidential Apprentice

I know, I know:  you want to fire them all today.  Unfortunately, the system doesn’t work that way.  You have to let the process play itself out.

Here are my predictions:

1.  Tier One:  Candidates relegated to the JV debates:  You’re already fired.

2.  Tier Two:

a.  Mike Huckabee:  No money, very restricted message, no hope.  Hits the

bricks after he loses in Iowa.

b.  Chris Christie:  Cashes in his chips after losing in New Hampshire.

       c.  John Kasich:   Occupies roughly the same ideological space as Jeb!, but

has no money.  Exits gracefully after losing in New Hampshire.

3.  Tier Three:

a.  Scott Walker:    Evil Eagle Scout departs to a chorus of indifference

after a poor showing on Super Tuesday.

b.  Ben Carson:   Also gets the boot after Super Tuesday.

c.  Carly Fiorina:   Becomes a prime contender for VP after Super Tuesday.

4.  The Finalists:

a.  Jeb Bush:  Has enough money to overcome losses in early primaries.

Knows how to run a nationwide campaign.   Calendar becomes more

favorable after Super Tuesday.

b.  Donald Trump:  Numbers will erode over time, but has too much

money and ego to quit.

c.  Marco Rubio:  Has enough money and support to fight to the end.

d.  Ted Cruz:  Ditto.

e.  Rand Paul:  His father kept going under similar circumstances, so

why wouldn’t he?  Has Conservative Libertarian space all to himself.

And the winner is. . . It’s too early to tell.