C: I’ve gathered you together one last time before the midterms. How are you feeling today?
M: Depressed.
S: Anxious.
C: Mark, why are you depressed?
M: Trump’s war and tariffs are seriously damaging my business. I can’t sell SUVs when the price of gas is over $4 per gallon. The tariffs are driving up our costs and screwing up our supply chains. We don’t know whether we should be trying to build and sell EVs or gas-powered cars. And now, the Democrats, with their taxes and regulations, might win back Congress, which would mean one constitutional crisis after another for the next two years. If that isn’t good reason to be depressed, I don’t know what is.
C: Will you vote for Republicans this year in spite of Trump’s record?
M: Not for MAGA types who support him when he goes off the rails. For more moderate types, yes.
S: I always said you were a RINO. The Republican Party is all about Trump. Nobody else matters. If you’re not with him, you’re against him.
C: Why are you anxious?
S: The polls are bad, the war isn’t going well, and gas is too expensive. Trump could lose. That would be a problem.
C: You always said you trusted Trump. He said the war would be over in a few weeks. That didn’t happen. Do you still trust him?
S: I don’t like the war. I never did. I think someone gave him some bad advice. He needs to get rid of the fools around him and put an end to the war. It’s the source of all of his problems.
C: Trump has also given unqualified support to AI and data centers. How do you feel about that?
S: I’m concerned about data centers, and I hate AI. It could take away my job. It could even wipe out humanity. And for what? It only means more bad customer service and higher profits for businessmen like my RINO friend.
M: Nothing wrong with that! AI is awesome! I’m already planning to lay off most of my accounting staff.
C: Sebastian, are you concerned that most of the AI profits will wind up in the pockets of tech oligarchs?
S: Absolutely! I can’t stand those guys. They’re the global elite that Trump has been fighting all of his life.
C: But they’re all friends of Trump now. Especially Musk, of course.
S: They’re not really his friends. They’ll turn on him when it suits them. Right now, it doesn’t, but wait until 2028. They’ll be back on the blue team.
C: How can you continue to support Trump when you hate his closest allies? He claims to be a populist, but he gives the tech barons everything they want, even if you don’t like it.
S: Trump will figure out who his real friends are soon enough. Just you wait.
C: That’s enough for now. I’ll see you again after the election.