The war is over, and we won a crushing victory. We just need to hang around for a bit longer, and then leave. The Strait of Hormuz will reopen naturally when we’re finished. Life will be great again very shortly.
Well, actually, we need to bomb even harder for a few weeks, but that will end the war. No escalation will be required.
Except that we are ready to escalate to the point of committing war crimes against Iranian civilians if the regime doesn’t give up.
Elements of all three of these narratives were present in Trump’s speech last night. Is it any wonder the price of oil has actually gone up?
That’s the problem with being unpredictable and keeping all of your options open. It keeps your own people and your friends off-balance, too.