I’ve got those dirty, lowdown, Donald Trump blues.
You have to be aware of it; it’s all over the news.
Trump really wants to help me out, but the Democrats refuse.
Election’s in November, and the GOP might lose.
Sure, I took Crimea, and I hold part of Ukraine.
I did it all with lots of stealth so I wouldn’t take the blame.
I’ve murdered lots of people and inflicted lots of pain.
But that’s the way it works if you want to play the game.
I’ve got the blues.
The US sanctions blues.
It feels like I’m still winning
But with every win, I lose.
I’m working hard in Europe.
I’m making lots of friends.
But America still rules the roost.
The battle never ends.