An Early Sandersday Limerick

The Democrat maverick named Bern.

To the left his whole party he’d turn.

Inspired by Labour

He’d return the favor.

Old lefties, they never will learn.

 

More on Bernie and Jeremy tomorrow.

On Sisi and Assad

Let’s face it:  the difference between Assad and Sisi is one of degree, not type.  And yet, we kind of support the one, and insist on the removal of the other.  Why?

Largely because degrees matter, and Egypt, as the larger country, is a more important ally in the struggle for stability in the Middle East.  That said, we can’t possibly give the regime a complete embrace without either looking delusional, compromising our values, or both, so we need to make it clear to the world that any assistance we give the government is based on our self-interest, and not on any judgment about the quality of the regime.

A Limerick on Egypt

The great would-be pharaoh named Sisi.

Obama, he thought, was too prissy.

He’s no democrat

Rule of law’s falling flat

He makes Assad look like a sissy.

On Obama and the Saudis

Our country being what it is, we have always pretended that we share values with the Saudi regime, but we don’t.  The fact is that our relationship has been based on two tangible things:  our mutual interest in keeping the oil flowing; and our desire for political stability in the area.

Both of these are under threat.  The Saudis no longer have the kind of market power that they did, say, ten years ago.  And, to make matters worse, the Saudis are no longer a force for stability; their foreign policy has become much more aggressive without the means to implement it, unless the US is willing to serve as the tip of the Sunni spear.

It is clear that President Obama wants to free us of our dependence on this relationship, and to put us in a position where we have the ability to cooperate with both the Saudis and the Iranians to maintain regional stability on a case-by-case basis.  Iraq alone makes this necessary, and Syria may ultimately follow.

Where is this going in the long run?  If Clinton wins in November, it is likely that we will go back to being a gendarme for the de facto Israeli/Saudi alliance.  If Trump wins, Obama’s skepticism about these relationships will look mild compared to the changes that are coming.

 

On Trump, Hitler, and “The Music Man”

My mother was fond of questioning why the Germans embraced Hitler, given that he looked nothing like the Aryan ideal he espoused.  I never had a good response to her query, other than to say that people will listen with their hearts and not their ears when they’re under enough stress.

A similar question can be asked about Donald Trump.  How can a semi-successful developer and product pitchman with no political or military experience pass himself off as a strong man with all of the answers, even if, for the most part, he can’t actually tell you what they are today? Why are the GOP voters buying into this nightmare?  I think the answer can be found in the success of “The Music Man.”

As you know, the gist of “The Music Man” is that the protagonist, Harold Hill, is a con man who purports to be able to teach students how to play musical instruments through a magical method that requires no actual formal training. When he is ultimately cornered, and the system is put to the test, the musical would have you believe that it actually sort of works.  The show is, and for a long time has been, an American standard, which means that we as a nation love the idea that a huckster with a few redeeming qualities can prevail over reason and conventional morality.  Sound familiar?

On Trump’s Putinomics

Trump purports to believe that an enormous tariff on Chinese goods will result in the return of manufacturing goods to the US.  This is a classic import substitution program; it resembles the one being employed in Russia, partly by choice and party due to sanctions imposed by the EU.

As in Russia, it wouldn’t work, for the following reasons:

  1.  The Chinese economy has evolved to the point where, for a substantial number of essential manufactured goods, there is no alternative supplier.
  2.  It would take years before the market actually believed the tariffs would stay in place and the requisite investment in new plant and equipment could be made. Prices would skyrocket in the interim, leading to very high wage demands and a likely increase in interest rates.
  3.  For goods that are highly dependent on labor costs, the most plausible alternative to China is not the US, but Vietnam or India.  The tariffs would have to be applied all over the world in order to result in import substitution.
  4.  Even if, somehow, the tariffs “worked,” and the substitute goods were ultimately made in the US, the cost of each “saved” job would be prohibitive, based on a multitude of studies, and quality would suffer accordingly.

Does this sound like a good way to “Make America Great Again?”

Trump’s Message to White People in America

You’re winners!

Or, at least, you used to be.  You built the arsenal of democracy.  You kicked the Nazis and won the Cold War.  The problem is that, at some point, you started feeling guilty about being the richest and most powerful nation on Earth.  You felt obligated to spend trillions to bring democracy to countries where they can’t even spell the word.  At home, you let everyone in, whether it was lawful or not, and you conceded power to people who hadn’t had it before and who had done nothing to deserve it.  As a result, the country has gone to hell in a handbasket.

Enough of this political correctness crap.  I know who made this country great, and you do, too; you just haven’t had the nerve to say it out loud.  That’s OK;  I’ll do it for you.

On Hillary, Bernie, and Bibi

There are two ways of dealing with Netanyahu.  The first way, championed by the Clintons, requires us to repeatedly embrace and reassure him in the hopes that it will give him the confidence to make difficult concessions.  The second way, espoused by Obama and Sanders, involves calling him out whenever he acts in a way that is contrary to the interests of peace.

The Clinton method makes for better domestic politics, while the Sanders/Obama technique is more emotionally satisfying.  The bottom line, however, is that neither approach actually works; in the final analysis, we have about as much clout with the Israeli government as the Chinese do with the North Koreans.  The Palestinians have undoubtedly taken note.

Putin and the Art of the Deal

Given his enthusiasm for Putin’s “strength,” his interest in visibly crushing Islamic terrorists, his desire to make deals, and his skeptical attitude towards Europe and the promotion of liberal democratic values, you have to believe that a President Trump would be looking to cut a quick deal with Putin in which we and the Russians would agree to collaborate militarily against ISIS in the Middle East in exchange for giving the Russians a free hand in Syria, Ukraine, and most of the rest of the former Soviet Union (the Baltic states possibly, but not certainly, excepted).

Let’s hope we never find out, but if Trump wins, you heard it here first.

On the Trump Voters and the GOP Establishment

As I’ve noted in the past, the PBPs used Reactionary votes to obtain large tax cuts and deregulation for themselves, while the Reactionaries got. . . well, lots of warm words about guns, empty promises to bring mining and manufacturing jobs back, a big recession, and a failed war in Iraq.  It wasn’t exactly an equal bargain, and it is hardly surprising that the Reactionaries are unhappy about it. Having failed to accomplish much in Congress with extremist tactics over the last several years, they are now expressing their anger by voting for Trump.

You would think the Trump phenomenon would result in some PBP soul searching, and a concerted effort to find a program that would appeal to disillusioned white working men without engaging in the worst excesses of Trumpism.  You would be wrong, however; the predominant PBP response has been to express contempt for the Trump voters, who clearly aren’t capable of appreciating the vast benefits created for them by tax cuts for the rich limited government.

Tribal loyalties are very strong, but the likelihood of the creation of a third party is growing by the day, particularly if Trump is denied the nomination in Cleveland.

On Trump and Berlusconi

The analogy between Trump and Berlusconi is obvious; both are boastful businessmen with colorful pasts and strong media connections who insisted that they could cut through the mediocre politics of the day to get their respective nations going again.  While Trump is, as far as I can tell, unlikely to engage in bunga bunga parties at the White House, the most significant differences between the two pertain more to the two political systems than to their personalities; as the directly elected President of the strongest nation in the world, Trump would have the ability to influence world events much more strongly than the Prime Minister of Italy ever could.

Berlusconi was, of course, a complete disaster as Prime Minister, so the next time someone tells you that Trump can turn America around with his vast business acumen, an appropriate response would be, “Just like Berlusconi?”

On Ted and Trade

On most economic issues, Cruz is a Conservative Libertarian, which logically should make him a defender of free trade.  However, for reasons of pure electoral expediency, he has supported the Reactionary position over the CL position on two important issues:  immigration and protectionism.

This wouldn’t be a big deal if Cruz could pivot back to the center in a general election, but his entire campaign shtick revolves around his supposed ideological incorruptibility, so it is hard to see how he can walk it back.