John Boehner’s Blues

I’ve got those dirty lowdown House Speaker blues.

Election’s coming, and I think we’re gonna lose.

The time is coming when the party’s gotta choose

A decent candidate, or someone like Ted Cruz.

 

I tried to lead, and the party slapped me down.

Now no one’s stepping up to turn the ship around.

It all is making us look like a bunch of clowns.

Can’t say I’m sorry I’ll no longer be around.

 

I’ve got the blues.

The Tea Party blues.

My face is orange

But the rest of me is blue.

I tried my best

Don’t know what else I could do.

It’s time to go back home

And leave it up to you.

On Jeb!care and Marcocare

Jeb! laid out his Obamacare replacement plan last week.  Rubio’s plan was unveiled a couple of months ago.  The plans have already been reviewed individually in other publications, and there are gaps in the available information about them, so I don’t propose to analyze them in detail, but it is worth looking at the essential similarities and differences, because they tell us something important about the aspirations of the two candidates.

What they have in common:

  1. Elimination of the individual and employer mandates.  Translation:  Thank God my sacred right to be uninsured is being returned to me!  I will cherish it as much as my rights to be poor and homeless.
  2. Elimination of some aspects of community rating.  Translation:  Health care is a consumer good and an individual responsibility that is little different from any other.   If you’re sick, it’s probably your own fault.  Don’t stick the healthy and wealthy with the bill for your unhealthy behavior.
  3. Elimination of Medicaid expansion.  Translation:  No more free stuff for moochers!
  4. Elimination of cost control measures.  Translation:  We sure could use some additional campaign contributions from health care providers.

Where they differ:

  1.  Jeb!care’s emphasis on federalism.  Translation:  Dumping difficult problems like pre-existing conditions on the states is good politics.  Anyway, I was a governor, so it makes sense to delegate important issues to people like me.
  2. Marcocare’s attempt to push people out of employer plans and into individual plans.  Translation:  I’m new, I’m bold, and I want to make the welfare state work in the days of the Uber economy.

Final judgment:  Regardless of the wisdom of Marco’s plan to equalize the tax treatment of employer-based plans and individual policies, it is going to be unpopular, and it is going to hurt him both in the primaries and, if he gets that far, in the general election.

Just Another Marco Monday Limerick

The senator from my home state.

His campaign is looking just great.

The talent is there

But I don’t really care

It’s his policy views that I hate.

 

Mondays will be “Marco Mondays” on this blog until further notice.  I suppose I can change to “Merkel Mondays” if I run out of material, but we’ll see.

 

Jeb Bush Channels Randy Newman

Used to be my buddy

In the Sunshine State.

Turned into my rival

Now things don’t look so great.

 

Fighting in New Hampshire.

Scrapping on the news.

Everywhere I’m hearing

I’m really gonna lose.

 

Cause you stole my donors

And you stole my friends.

And my polls are slipping.

Will it never end?

 

Oh, Rubio

Man, it’s hard to forgive.

Oh, Rubio

Man, it’s hard to forgive.

To forgive.

 

Parody of “Baltimore” by Randy Newman.

Waiting for Biden

A homeless man is loitering outside of Blair House.  A security guard comes to investigate.

G:  What are you doing?

HM:  I’m waiting for Biden.

G:  I’ve heard that he’s bidin’ his time.  (slaps knee)

HM:  I bet you’ve used that line before.

G:  What are you waiting for him to do?

HM:  To run.

G:  For what?

HM:  For President.

G:  For President of what?

HM:  America.

G:  What’s America?

HM:  The land of the free.  You, me, everyone and everything.

G:  Even Putin?

HM:  Well, not Putin.

G:  Why does he have to run?  Can’t he just walk?

HM:  Because it’s a race.

G:  What kind of a race?

HM:  I’ve heard it’s a marathon.

G:  He’s kind of old for a marathon.  Who else is running?

HM:  Hillary.

G:  Like the guy who climbed Everest?

HM:  Sort of.  Beating her will be climbing a mountain, too.

G:  Can he beat her?

HM:  With what, a stick?  Sure.  He’s a guy, after all.

G:  No, in the race.

HM:  Probably not, because his heart may not be in it.

G:  Well, if your heart isn’t in something, you probably shouldn’t do it.

A second homeless man walks by.

HM#2:  What are you doing?

HM and G:  We’re waiting for Biden.

 

Sanders and the Danish Example

Matt Yglesias on Vox.com has an excellent analysis of conditions in Denmark that should be required reading for all of you who want to feel the Bern.  I would like to add a few items to explain why the US will never, and probably should never, have the same sort of welfare state as the Danes:

  1.  Religion is not an issue in Denmark.   There is a clear correlation in this country between evangelical Christians and hostility to the welfare state (consider Ben Carson’s recent remarks on charity, for example).  That kind of ideology is unimportant in Denmark.
  2. Rural voters have less clout in Denmark.   Most of the population lives in or around Copenhagen; by all accounts, the rural population is dwindling pretty rapidly.  As a result, there is much less of a red/blue political and cultural divide than we have here.
  3. The population is more ethnically homogeneous in Denmark.  I think Yglesias is wrong to soft-pedal the racist element of opposition to the welfare state in the US.
  4. There is more small government DNA in our system.  Like it or not, our country was built by people who were fleeing government oppression elsewhere, not by people demanding “free stuff.”
  5. The US is more dynamic than Denmark.  How many Danish artists, intellectuals, and political figures can you name?  Didn’t think so.  Our dynamism is partly the result of inequality that is limited by a large welfare state.

I’ve been to Denmark.  It is a beautiful country, and it has excellent public facilities.  It also costs $100.00 for two people to eat out there unless you go to a fast food restaurant.  That’s the tradeoff.

I wouldn’t mind it at all if we lived more like the Danes than we do now, but I think it is both wise and inevitable for us to accept a bit more inequality in exchange for a more vibrant society than they do.

A Sandersday Limerick on Bernie and the Banks

The Democrat maverick named Bern.

For the days of Glass-Steagall he yearned.

He’d break up the banks

They responded, “No thanks.”

“To our Washington friends we will turn.”

 

For those of you who are eager to feel more of the Bern, Saturday, until further notice, will be “Sandersday” on this blog.

On the Two Ronald Reagans

There are two Ronald Reagans:  one was the flesh and blood 40th President of the United States;  while the other is a figment of the collective imagination of today’s GOP.  Any resemblance between the two is mostly coincidental.

Consider the following:

  1. Taxes:  “Reagan” would never, ever, ever raise any kind of tax under any circumstances.  Reagan cut taxes significantly, but subsequently raised them by a lesser amount.
  2. Spending:  “Reagan” cut the size of the federal government.  Reagan substantially increased the defense budget, and largely gave up trying to cut domestic programs in the face of public hostility after the “ketchup is a vegetable” episode and the Stockman “Trojan Horse” interview.                                      
  3. Negotiations with Adversaries:  “Reagan” never made deals with our enemies; he used American strength to impose our will on them.  Reagan negotiated with the Soviet Union and was responsible for Iran/Contra.
  4. Foreign Military Adventures:  “Reagan” used American power to end the Cold War.  Reagan limited himself to a fiasco in Lebanon and a parade in Grenada.
  5. Reputation Abroad:  “Reagan,” through his adept leadership, united the Free World.  Reagan was a highly polarizing figure in Europe due to his bellicose rhetoric, although his bark was much worse than his bite.

Will the GOP ever learn the right lessons from Reagan and “Reagan?”  As of now, the answer is no, and the party is not fit to exercise power as a result.

 

On Obama and Elizabeth I

While this may seem odd at first blush, the best historical analogy I can draw to Obama and his foreign policy involves Elizabeth I of England.  While popular history has treated her reign kindly, the fact is that she was viewed as a ditherer by many of her contemporaries because she consistently resisted efforts to push her into expensive and inconclusive ideological wars, and she preferred the use of proxies, subsidies, and unconventional forces (i.e., Francis Drake) to direct confrontations.  Based on the outcome of England’s military adventures in the century prior to her reign, she had plenty of reason to do so.

Consider the following;

  Elizabeth         v.              Obama

Political Obstacle         Mother Beheaded          African-American

Aspired to Throne        Mary Queen of Scots     Mitt Romney

Foreign Adversary       Philip II                            Putin

Terrorist Problem        Babington Plot                ISIS

Religious Opponent      Catholics                         Radical Islam

War Lessons Learned   France/Scotland            Iraq

Unconventional War   Privateers                        Drones

Agitated for War          Walsingham/Leicester   Graham/McCain

Left Office                      Died                                    Term Limits

And the winner is. . . Ask me in a few years.

 

Obama and the Wars Not Taken

A life insurance company is running a very revealing ad on TV these days.  In the ad, people were told to put blue and yellow stickers, representing positive and negative experiences, on two walls, one of which represents the past, and the other the future.  The wall for the past was a roughly even mixture of colors;  the one for the future was almost completely positive.

We as a species are wired to be optimistic.  We think that things in the future will be much better than the past even when experience tells us otherwise.  We can’t live without hope;  in fact, some of the happiest people I have known in my life have been the most self-deluded about their real condition.

So it is with foreign policy.  It is tempting to look at Syria or the Iran deal, for example, and assume that a more bellicose policy would have led to better results even though we don’t have any real evidence to believe that.   For example, we could have given the “moderate” rebels surface-to-air missiles to deal with Syrian air attacks, and they could ultimately have been used by terrorists to shoot down civilian airliners.  If we had launched air strikes on Iran, we might have been looking at $10 per gallon gasoline.  The bottom line is we don’t know for certain that these things would have happened, so we completely discount them, and compare the real problems of today with a Brigadoon that never was or would be.

Obama doesn’t get any credit for the problems that he didn’t cause by refusing to militarize our foreign policy, but he should.

“Bennie and the Jets” and the Democratic Debate

Hey, kids, been fightin’ the recession?

You’re lucky that it didn’t start a big depression.

We’ll kill some Wall Street bankers now, so stick around.

You’re gonna hear some hedge fund whining, solid walls of sound.

 

Say Hill and O’Malley, have you seen them yet?

Oh, they are so freaked out.

Bernie and the Banks.

Oh, Hill is so far ahead of me.

Oh, Hill, she is a pundit’s dream.

She’s got missing e-mails

A suspicious tale

You know I read it in Time Magazine.

Oh, BBBBBernie and the Banks.

 

Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie and the Banks. . . .

(Parody of song by Elton John/Bernie Taupin)

Trump and the Donor Class

Imagine for a moment that you are an American plutocrat (I know, it’s hard, but try).  You inherited a small fortune from your parents and grew it substantially; as a result, you view yourself as a largely self-made man.  You have a very healthy ego, but you have learned from bitter experience to stay out of the public eye whenever possible.

Due to the extent of your business interests, you cannot avoid acting in the political realm.  Your objectives are as follows:

  1.  Maintain as much access as possible to global markets;
  2.  Keep a large, inexpensive, competent, and servile workforce;
  3.  Reduce taxes to the absolute minimum; and
  4.  Eliminate as many regulatory burdens as possible.

Along comes Donald Trump-a brash, noisy, and egotistical member of your class-who makes populist arguments that are inconsistent with your positions on free trade and immigration, and develops a dangerously large following as a result of it.  Wouldn’t that really piss you off?  Wouldn’t you be willing to spend whatever it took to destroy him?

You bet you would.  And they will.

Reactions to the Democratic Debate

How ’bout those Cubbies!

No, really, it was more interesting than I thought it would be.  My overall impressions were as follows:

  1.  It is far easier to have a meaningful discussion on the issues with five people on stage than with ten.
  2.  None of the candidates was a complete embarrassment.
  3.  Sanders has a clear and consistent message that is based completely on his assumption that he can mobilize millions of new voters to overthrow the political establishment.  Unfortunately for him, he can’t, so the entire rationale for his campaign is a mirage.
  4.  The vapidity of Republican positions is simply taken for granted in this kind of a forum, which means that the most ideologically pure candidate has a significant advantage over a pragmatist.
  5. I want to hear Sanders debate Jeb Bush on “free stuff.”

Winners, Losers, and Also-Rans:

Winner:   Hillary Clinton:  Was, as expected, fully conversant with the facts and the issues.  Sounded presidential without being stiff.  Has an amazing ability to change the subject seamlessly when confronted with an issue that doesn’t favor her.

Losers:  Jim Webb and Lincoln Chafee:  Webb looked for all the world like a man who didn’t want to be there.  Chafee just sounds like a weenie.

Also-Ran:  Bernie Sanders and Martin O’Malley:  O’Malley had an extremely wooden opening, although he improved as the night went on.  He needed a big performance, given his poll numbers, but he didn’t get it.  Sanders looks authentic, has a clear message, and had a good moment with Hillary’s e-mail, but he didn’t press his advantage when she changed the subject on the banks.  His responses on guns, which probably cost him support in the audience, were actually reasonable and pragmatic.

The bottom line is that Hillary reassured her supporters, Sanders neither gained nor lost ground, and the others don’t matter.