Used to be my buddy
In the Sunshine State.
Turned into my rival
Now things don’t look so great.
Fighting in New Hampshire.
Scrapping on the news.
Everywhere I’m hearing
I’m really gonna lose.
Cause you stole my donors
And you stole my friends.
And my polls are slipping.
Will it never end?
Oh, Rubio
Man, it’s hard to forgive.
Oh, Rubio
Man, it’s hard to forgive.
To forgive.
Parody of “Baltimore” by Randy Newman.