There once was a Donald named Trump.
His poll numbers needed a bump.
So he went to the border
To talk law and order.
Human refuse he’s planning to dump.
There once was a Donald named Trump.
His poll numbers needed a bump.
So he went to the border
To talk law and order.
Human refuse he’s planning to dump.
Life in the Time of Trump
Life in the time of Trump
Is looking a bit grim.
There’s Clinton, too.
For me and you
The picking’s pretty slim.
Obama’s time has come and gone.
He did all that he could.
He brought our country back again.
I’d keep him if I could.
Life in the time of Trump.
We’ve seen much better days.
More bombs and guns;
Nowhere to run;
A future full of haze.
We’re looking for a savior
But the candidates fall flat.
I think I know which way to go.
Trump isn’t where it’s at.
Life in the time of Trump.
He promises to win.
I heard him say
A better day
Is certain to begin.
A better day for whom? you ask
‘Cause all I hear is hate.
The people who he talks down to
Deserve a better fate.
Life in the time of Trump’s
Not making any sense.
Some people shout
To keep them out.
A wall, not just a fence.
They want to take our country back
And kick the others out.
But finding scapegoats isn’t
What our country’s all about.
Life in the time of Trump.
November’s getting near.
We try to live our lives with hope
And not give into fear.
We’d like some real choices
But one party’s full of loons.
I hope they finally sober up
When these lyrics find a tune.
One of my favorite Trump historical analogies is to the last German Emperor: arrogant; bombastic; mercurial; extremely nationalistic; impossible for his advisers to keep under control. We all know how that turned out.
The origins of the GOP’s populist madness can be traced to the last few months of the 2008 campaign, when the Republican faithful were baying for Palin and essentially ignoring McCain. Trump and Palin clearly appeal to a lot of the same voters. How are they similar, and how are they different?
On the whole, the differences are as compelling as the similarities.
Welcome to Trump analogy week!
What Trump and Joe McCarthy have in common, obviously, is a similar brand of opportunistic paranoid right-wing populism. Their differences are as follows:
Countless gallons of ink have been spilled speculating about what portions of Trump’s campaign are real, and what is an act. Here is my working hypothesis:
1. Thin-skinned, publicity-seeking narcissist: Real. He’s been like that all of his life. Not even Meryl Streep can act that well.
2. Social Darwinian: Real. Most of his ideology, if you could call it that, springs from his clear belief that life rewards the strong and ruthless (i.e., him), and punishes the weak.
3. Mercantilist: Real. Trump equates trade to athletics and concludes that countries with trade surpluses are “winners.” That is a deeply weird opinion, but there is no reason to doubt that he sincerely believes it.
4. Bigot: Mostly opportunist. There is some evidence supporting the notion that Trump has been a racist all of his life, but I don’t find it compelling. His immigration stance is based on a concept that worked for Mitt Romney in the GOP primaries in 2012; his law and order stance only emerged late in the campaign, and was stolen from Richard Nixon.
5. Authoritarian: Evolving. There was no reason to believe that he didn’t accept democratic norms at the beginning of his campaign, but things are different now, due largely to the logic inherent in his candidacy, which, given his lack of qualifications and indifference to GOP values, had to emphasize his ability to get things done.
As everyone knows, Trump beat Marco Rubio decisively in the Florida Presidential primary several months ago. Having decided, after much ado, to attempt to retain his Senate seat, Rubio is being challenged by Carlos Beruff, a wealthy developer who, quite logically, is running as a Trump clone. He ties himself explicitly to Trump in his ads and proudly uses the same coarse language as the man on golf cart.
Rubio is ignoring Beruff and is running ads attacking Clinton and the Democrats. Unlike Trump, Beruff isn’t a celebrity, and he isn’t benefiting from any free media, so his campaign isn’t getting any traction. It appears that Rubio will beat him decisively in next week’s primary.
The formula seems to be Trump minus celebrity status equals zero.
If you’re looking for an area in which Trump actually makes more sense than the mainstream of the GOP, this is probably it.
Ted Cruz wants to bring back the gold standard, and Paul Ryan can bang on and on about the declining value of the dollar, but the truth is that the dollar is extremely strong right now, and inflation is practically nonexistent. The mainstream GOP view consequently only makes sense if you assume it is an effort to pander to elderly constituents who prefer to keep all of their money in the bank.
I don’t remember hearing Trump talk about the Fed during the campaign. I know that he says that he “loves debt” and that he was pleased that the pound fell after the Brexit vote. It would appear, therefore, that his Fed appointees would probably maintain the status quo, everything else staying equal.
Assad the Killer
He went flying above Aleppo
With his barrel bombs and gas
And his Russian friends beside him.
Swore he’d kick the rebels’ ass.
The shattered population
Turned their tires into smoke
As the death fell all around them.
The ceasefire was a joke.
He gathered all his allies.
Iran; Hezbollah, too.
He told them of his big plans
And he asked them what to do.
They said “Just keep it up, man.
You’ve got millions more to kill.
The West won’t intervene, now.
They just don’t have the will.”
He went flying above Aleppo.
Assad, Assad.
What a killer!
Parody of “Cortez the Killer” by Neil Young.
On its face, you would think that the partnership between big business and a developer/salesman peddling a more extreme version of the Bush era tax cut and deregulation alchemy would be a marriage made in heaven. And for some, it may be, but the overall picture is more complex, for the following reasons:
Keep your bags packed, Mr. Cook.
This could get really ugly, really fast.
Trump as a salesman believed with some reason that the only bad publicity was no publicity. That approach carried him through the primaries because his strongest supporters viewed negative comments from the MSM as a badge of honor. It isn’t working with a general election audience, and it definitely wouldn’t work with him as President.
Trump is notoriously thin-skinned and pugnacious. He bashes the MSM on a daily basis, and bans prominent journalists from his campaign events. There is no reason to believe that this situation would improve if he takes office. You can anticipate that he would threaten libel actions on a regular basis, refuse to communicate with large segments of the MSM, call on his supporters through Twitter to harass reporters he particularly dislikes, and use his regulatory authority in every way possible to deal with journalists and media he views as his enemies.
Think Richard Nixon levels of animosity, only worse.
Violent crime is way down in this country, and the number of hunters decreases by the day, so it is fair to ask why the proponents of gun ownership have become increasingly passionate about the issue, and why gun regulation is such a political flashpoint. I think I came up with the answer on my way to work today, when I was stuck behind a truck with decals of guns on its back window.
Gun ownership today, to a large extent, is about neither a rural lifestyle nor the practical need for protection; guns are just symbols for the owner’s angry rejection of societal changes which have caused the owner to feel disrespected. In other words, you (Mr. Sneering Cosmopolitan Democrat) may succeed in banishing the Christian God from the public sphere, and the white patriarchy may be on the ropes, but the gun lives, and, in fact, thrives! So don’t tread on me, or you’ll face the consequences!
The religious right is supporting Trump even though his personal and business life has been the negation of their values because he has promised to appoint judges who oppose abortion and gay marriage to the Supreme Court. Given his pro-choice past, it is conceivable that he would renege on this promise if he were offered a really good deal on something else that was more important, but that is unlikely to happen, so the promise should probably be taken at face value.
That much is obvious. The more interesting question, to me, involves the extension of federal power, and how the Court would react to it. If Trump truly plans to govern as a strong man, he is going to need a Supreme Court that will acquiesce to it. Will the Republicans on the Court, who have spent the last eight years fighting for federalism against Obama, go along?
It depends. While Alito and Thomas are reasonably accomplished jurists, on issues that have strong partisan implications, they almost always follow the party line. You could probably expect them to accept the Trump agenda. Kennedy, on the other hand, is a principled conservative with federalist and libertarian leanings who does not necessarily follow the party line; that would put him in opposition to the strong man. The Chief Justice, while a clear partisan, worries about public perceptions of the Court, and has voted accordingly on occasion. Trump could not rely on him 100 percent of the time.
In short, the current Court with a Trump nominee sitting in Scalia’s seat would still present problems for the strong man. Only the death or resignation of one or more of the left-leaning justices would enable him to govern in the manner he desires.
(This week, I’ll be focusing on the impacts that President Trump would have on American institutions)
Whether you think that Paul Ryan is the idealistic keeper of the flame of pure limited government conservatism, or just a charlatan who uses flim-flam and magic asterisks to redistribute wealth from the poor to the rich, you have to admit that he stands for something outside of his own ambitions. In that, he differs dramatically from Trump, whose only real ideology is self-adoration; the two will mix like oil and water. President Trump would undoubtedly find much more satisfaction in dealing with the wily, cynical Mitch McConnell, whose principal purpose in life is to keep the GOP in power no matter what it means to the country.
Nevertheless, Ryan is there, and Trump will have to work with him. My guess is that the two would reach a “grand bargain” of sorts very early in the Trump Administration, to consist of the following:
The real question is what would happen to entitlements. Trump has publicly pledged not to cut programs for the elderly, who are the most important part of his base, while Ryan and the House GOP are determined to do so in order to fund their enormous tax cuts. My best guess is that Trump would do a 180 on this issue in order to get the rest of his agenda through the system and avoid looking like a pitiful, helpless strong man. I could be wrong on that, however.
Let’s hope we never find out.
The Rio Olympics are done.
For two weeks we’ve had lots of fun.
We’ll wait for four years
For more drama and tears.
The countdown’s already begun.