Talk Like a Republican
The GOP
Will take good care of you and me.
We’ve had enough
Of paying for lots of free stuff.
Our guys are great
It’s Hillary that we really hate.
She’s going down
With all of her friends in DC town.
Oust the bums, cause they’re really dumb.
Talk like a Republican.
If you want to find Donald Trump
He’s standing behind the border wall.
Ted Cruz is, too
Establishment’s really turning blue.
Compromise is done
Cause we know the war is nearly won.
Don’t get in our way
The middle no longer has a say.
Tax cuts with no ifs or buts
Talk like a Republican.
Parody of “Walk Like An Egyptian” by The Bangles. Dedicated this day to Donald Trump, who apparently said that the attacks in Paris could have been prevented if more of the Parisians had guns. Really. You couldn’t make this stuff up.