A homeless man is loitering outside of Blair House. A security guard comes to investigate.
G: What are you doing?
HM: I’m waiting for Biden.
G: I’ve heard that he’s bidin’ his time. (slaps knee)
HM: I bet you’ve used that line before.
G: What are you waiting for him to do?
HM: To run.
G: For what?
HM: For President.
G: For President of what?
HM: America.
G: What’s America?
HM: The land of the free. You, me, everyone and everything.
G: Even Putin?
HM: Well, not Putin.
G: Why does he have to run? Can’t he just walk?
HM: Because it’s a race.
G: What kind of a race?
HM: I’ve heard it’s a marathon.
G: He’s kind of old for a marathon. Who else is running?
HM: Hillary.
G: Like the guy who climbed Everest?
HM: Sort of. Beating her will be climbing a mountain, too.
G: Can he beat her?
HM: With what, a stick? Sure. He’s a guy, after all.
G: No, in the race.
HM: Probably not, because his heart may not be in it.
G: Well, if your heart isn’t in something, you probably shouldn’t do it.
A second homeless man walks by.
HM#2: What are you doing?
HM and G: We’re waiting for Biden.