I’ve got those dirty, lowdown, Jeffrey Epstein blues.
You have to be aware of them; it’s all over the news.
The story just won’t go away, and now I’ve got to choose.
Should I come clean, or just deny? Either way, I lose.
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Bondi put me in this bind by hyping up the case.
I’d of done it differently if I were in her place.
The story was of use to me when I was in a race,
Now that I’m the president, it’s making me lose face.
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I’ve got the blues.
The Laura Loomer blues.
The loonies won’t get off my back
For that, there’s no excuse.
The story just keeps grinding on;
It just won’t go away.
For once in my exalted life
I don’t know what to say.