The 2020 GOP Platform in Verse

THE ROAD TO VENEZUELA

We’re on the road to Venezuela

If the left should win.

They’re bound to bring Maduro here

So vote for Trump again.

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Sure, he’s stupid and corrupt.

He’s narcissistic, too.

But if you put the left in power

Here’s what’s in store for you.

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Inflation ravaging the land.

Your money’s worthless now.

The government’s without a plan.

You’ll struggle through–but how?

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Rioters will fill the streets.

The government fights back.

Left-wing thugs will loot and kill.

Your rights under attack.

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Criminals will rule the land.

The border’s been erased.

White folks’ time has come and gone.

Our culture’s been replaced.

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Standing in an endless line

To buy a crust of bread.

The president won’t care a fig.

She’ll blame the right, instead.

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This nightmare land is yours to choose

So ponder hard and well.

For this is true: if Trump should lose

It’s all going to hell.