THE ROAD TO VENEZUELA
We’re on the road to Venezuela
If the left should win.
They’re bound to bring Maduro here
So vote for Trump again.
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Sure, he’s stupid and corrupt.
He’s narcissistic, too.
But if you put the left in power
Here’s what’s in store for you.
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Inflation ravaging the land.
Your money’s worthless now.
The government’s without a plan.
You’ll struggle through–but how?
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Rioters will fill the streets.
The government fights back.
Left-wing thugs will loot and kill.
Your rights under attack.
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Criminals will rule the land.
The border’s been erased.
White folks’ time has come and gone.
Our culture’s been replaced.
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Standing in an endless line
To buy a crust of bread.
The president won’t care a fig.
She’ll blame the right, instead.
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This nightmare land is yours to choose
So ponder hard and well.
For this is true: if Trump should lose
It’s all going to hell.