Fifty Ways to Fire Bob Mueller
The problem is all inside your head
Jeff said to me.
The answer is easy if you take it logically.
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free.
There must be fifty ways to fire Bob Mueller.
(Chorus)
A push in the back, Jack.
Send a pink slip, Rip.
No need to be coy, Roy.
Just listen to me.
Leak to the press, Les.
It’s good when they all guess.
Send out a tweet, Pete.
And set yourself free.
Jeff said it’s really not my habit to recuse.
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won’t be lost
Or misconstrued.
But I’ll repeat myself ’cause I know you hate to lose.
There must be fifty ways to fire Bob Mueller.
(Repeat chorus)
Parody of “Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover” by Paul Simon.