A Plutocrat Misquotes George Harrison

                   Tax Plan

Let me tell you how it will be.

It’s one for you, nineteen for me.

‘Cause it’s the tax plan.

The Trump tax plan.

 

If I buy more stock

Big bucks for me.

If I sell my stuff

Big bucks for me.

Buying real estate

Big bucks for me.

If I die tonight

Big bucks for me.

Tax plan.

 

If five percent appears too small

Be thankful I don’t take it all.

‘Cause it’s the tax plan.

The Trump tax plan.

And it’s working for no one but me.

 

Parody of “Taxman” by The Beatles.