A Stones Classic Reimagined for Jeb Bush

            You Can’t Always Beat Donald Trump

I saw you today in New Hampshire.

Speaking at a town hall.

You predicted a win, but you didn’t sound sure.

Your chance of success is really small.

 

You can’t always beat Donald Trump.

You can’t always beat Donald Trump.

You can’t always beat Donald Trump.

But if you campaign hard

Use all your charm

You can beat Rubio.

 

I saw you today on the TV.

Addressing a small crowd.

While the voters flocked to a big Trump rally.

And man, they were being really loud.

 

You can’t always beat Donald Trump.

You can’t always beat Donald Trump.

You can’t always beat Donald Trump.

But if you campaign hard

Use all your charm

You can beat Rubio.

 

Parody of “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” by the Rolling Stones.