Shakespeare’s Take on Jeb and Marco

Jeb Bush is standing on the terrace of an expensive condo in Miami.  He looks pensive.  He speaks.

Jeb:  Rubio, Rubio, wherefore art thou, Rubio?

Marco approaches in the square below and responds.

Marco:  Here, my former liege.

Jeb:  Why hast thou betrayed me, Rubio?

Marco:  Thou gaveth me a sword.  Didst thou not expect me to use it?

Jeb:  On the Democrats, Rubio, the Democrats.

Marco:  The time hath come for a new band of leaders.  Thou art too old.  Thy energy is waning.

Jeb:  Long life is a good thing.

Marco:  And thy brother is an albatross.  Thou claimeth to be thy own man, yet thou useth his advisors.  It looks bad.

Jeb:  My brother is a problem, I’ll grant you.  But thou stoleth my donors!  My friends!

Marco:  Politics are not for the overly scrupulous, or the faint of heart.

Jeb:  Thou wouldst have been my successor.  I would have given thee my blessing in 2024.

Marco:  The time is now.  I leave for Iowa.  He leaves.

Jeb:  Fool I was to be his friend.

I’ll fight him to the bitter end.

He goes back in the condo and turns on the A/C.