According to the NYT, the Murdochs are working on a new Fox Weather Channel. Just what the world needs–angry, populist, right-wing weather! Culture wars between liberal low pressure systems and real American high pressure systems! Heat waves, fires, and monster hurricanes caused by hot air from the left, not fossil fuels! It will be great!
In light of this, I think NBC should replace Al Roker with Bob Dylan. Imagine it:
And it’s a hard
And it’s a hard
And it’s a hard
And it’s a hard
It’s a hard rain a-gonna fall!
Or:
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.
After all, you don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.