A Reactionary Country Song

GOD BLESS BEER AND TRUCKS

Blue people looking down on me.

They think my music’s dumb.

I’ve heard it all so many times

It leaves me feeling numb.

But I know something that they don’t.

I know that I don’t suck.

So say it loud and say it proud:

God bless beer and trucks.
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I’ll admit it openly:

The riot was ok.

We all know the thing was rigged

No matter what they say.

White Christians are the victims here

For now, we’re out of luck.

But times will soon a-change, my friend,

So God bless beer and trucks.