On Building a Conservative Superhero

Looking at photos of the rioters in their various outrageous costumes, I couldn’t help wondering: what would a true GOP superhero look like? Here are some ideas:

  1. IDENTITY: He would have to be an old white guy, of course.
  2. SUPER POWERS: Turning back time and baffling his opponents with a blizzard of lies.
  3. MISSION: To own the libs. What else?
  4. NAME: There can only be one choice–Con Man!

Any resemblance to Donald Trump is purely coincidental.