Looking at photos of the rioters in their various outrageous costumes, I couldn’t help wondering: what would a true GOP superhero look like? Here are some ideas:
- IDENTITY: He would have to be an old white guy, of course.
- SUPER POWERS: Turning back time and baffling his opponents with a blizzard of lies.
- MISSION: To own the libs. What else?
- NAME: There can only be one choice–Con Man!
Any resemblance to Donald Trump is purely coincidental.