The GOP stalwart named Rand.
Things didn’t quite go as he planned.
He thought he could win.
Terror plots did him in.
For his efforts, I’ll give him a hand.
I thought he would fight fruitlessly to the end, like his dad, but I guess he decided to save his Senate seat, which obviously makes sense. He brought a libertarian perspective to the debates that will be missed (unlike, say, Christie’s action hero persona). The logical beneficiary of his demise is Cruz.