On Rats and the Sinking Ship

It’s October, and the economy is struggling. Unemployment is still in double digits, and there is no improvement in sight. The polls show Biden and the Democrats winning a smashing victory. Fortunately for the health of our system, Trump refuses to believe them, and has no plans to cancel the election; after all, he wasn’t supposed to beat Hillary, was he? The polls are just more fake news!

GOP candidates for Congress have a dilemma. If they continue to identify with the man on golf cart, they stand to lose support from angry swing voters that they desperately need to stay in office; if they don’t, they know a Twitter blast is coming from their increasingly paranoid leader, and the base may stay home. What do they do?

Let’s hope we find out.