The Lockdown and the GOP Factions

Like virtually everything, the stay at home orders divide the factions, as follows:

  1. CLs: Ugh! Freedom of association is a God-given right! If I infect myself and others, so be it–life is less precious than freedom!
  2. PBPs: Sure, we’d love to open up as soon as possible, but the customers won’t come. Do it slowly, and subsidize us in the meantime.
  3. CDs: Preserving lives is the highest priority. Money doesn’t matter at times like these.
  4. Reactionaries: The virus is an urban thing. It’s killing lots of people who aren’t real Americans, which is a plus for Trump. For the rest of us, let freedom ring!