I did a parody of this song for Bernie years ago, but this one is even more timely.
RUDY CAN’T FAIL
How’d you get so rude and reckless?
Your image is no longer speckless
And the libs eat you for breakfast.
Rudy can’t fail.
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He replies:
I know that my job makes you nervous
But I’m working in Donald Trump’s service
‘Cause owning libs gives me purpose.
Rudy can’t fail.
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He went to the White House
To realize his dream
‘Cause what he needs, only Trump has.
The left may curse
And they’ll press him till he hurts.
Rudy can’t fail.
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He’ll never get over his temper
And he’s hated by all the right papers
But Trump is his only savior.
Rudy can’t fail.
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How’d you get so rude and reckless
When your boss is so obviously feckless?
Now the libs will eat you for breakfast.
Rudy can’t fail.
Parody of “Rudie Can’t Fail” by The Clash.