A Good Friday Song from the Almighty

BEING GOD IS HARD

You think that I’m omniscient.

Well, to you, I guess I am.

‘Cause with your faulty intellect

You can’t perceive the plan.

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You bitch about the way you live.

I hear it all the time.

You whine about injustice, too.

As if the fault were mine.

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Tsunami killed some people here.

Two kids died in a crash.

Tornadoes, quakes, and hurricanes

You’re always low on cash.

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What’s all that to me? I ask

I made the world for you.

It’s up to you to make it work.

There’s nothing else to do.

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Do you think that it was easy

To construct the universe?

While it may not be the best of worlds

It could be so much worse.

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Being God is hard.

Being God is hard.