As I understand it, “Hey Jude” was written for Julian Lennon, so in a way, I’m bringing it back to its roots.
HEY JULES
Hey Jules
Your life’s gone bad.
Such a sad song–it won’t get better.
Remember, you had a glorious past.
It didn’t last.
Now you’re a prisoner.
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Hey Jules
You’re Putin’s stooge.
You’re a leaker, but just for Russia.
You did it! You managed to make Clinton lose!
But now prison blues
Are yours to ponder.
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And if your life should be a pain
Hey Jules, refrain
Don’t carry the press upon your shoulders.
Cause don’t you know that it’s just you.
Hey Jules, you’ll do.
Your war with our system just got colder.
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Hey Jules
We’ve got you now.
No more hacking and leaking secrets.
The sooner you’re in a supermax jail
Then we’ll all hail
Lenin Moreno.
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Na na na na na na na
Na na na na
Hey Jules! (repeat over and over)
Parody of “Hey Jude” by Lennon/McCartney.