He’s So Vain
He walked into the White House
Like he was walking into Trump Tower.
He had just been elected president.
He truly was the man of the hour.
His ego raged out of control
As those around him fawned.
McConnell and Ryan said they’d be his partners.
They’d be his partners and . . .
(Chorus)
He’s so vain
He probably thinks this song is about him.
He’s so vain
I bet he thinks this song is about him.
It is, it is, it is.
Well, he had the country years ago
When the voters were quite naive.
Told the radical right that he was their man
And that he would never leave.
But he screwed his friends and foes alike.
Now no one is deceived.
His people had dreams
They were fools to believe them, fools to believe them, and. . .
(Chorus)
Parody of “You’re So Vain” by Carly Simon