Old Wine in New Bottles
I’m the one who’s sparkling new.
Even liberals say it’s true.
Everything that’s old is through.
But take a good look at my views.
Lots of tax cuts for the rich.
You’ll get some, too, so don’t bitch.
We’ll eliminate Dodd-Frank.
Life is better for the banks.
Global warming? What a crock!
We’ll be turning back the clock.
Starting wars in the Middle East
Won’t disturb me in the least.
When I’m in charge, women lose
Their immoral right to choose.
For the poor, life will be tough.
It’s your fault; get off your duff.
Obamacare is in the past.
Marcocare is built to last.
Don’t be filled with gloom and doom.
You still have the emergency room.
Having said this, you’ll agree
Things are different under me.
It’s the same old tired refrain.
What was old is new again.