How Life Will Imitate “The Celebrity Apprentice”

If you’re Trump, this is how you will attempt to govern:

  1. Hire clearly unqualified people for important government posts.
  2. Give them vague instructions which assume that it is not necessary to make policy trade-offs.
  3. Take the credit if they somehow succeed.
  4. If they get bad ratings, berate them in public and sack them.

Sounds like a great gig, eh?