J.D. accepts the GOP nomination for president in 2028.
“I’m proud to have Donald Trump’s endorsement for president. He is the very embodiment of the values of MAGA. In particular, he believes that America should take care of its own first, and avoid unnecessary foreign wars, most notably in the Middle East.
I know, I know, you’re saying he actually started a war with Iran. But he didn’t do that. It was Bibi, and Israel, and the neocons that did it! That’s right–they’re still around. Jewish neocons. They were hovering around our administration like vultures. They sold him a bill of goods, and in a moment of blindness, he bought it. But he didn’t mean to, and it won’t happen again.
Donald Trump will always put America first. He knows now that he can’t trust the Israelis and the neocons. And so do I. There will be no wasteful foreign wars, and no neocons, in my administration.”