A New Trump Christmas Carol

CBP IS COMING TO TOWN

You better watch out.

You better go hide.

We whistle and shout.

I’m telling you why.

CBP is coming to town.

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They’ve got a long list.

They’re checking it twice.

If it isn’t them

Then it’s bound to be ICE.

CBP is coming to town.

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They track you while you’re sleeping.

They’ve got you in their sights.

So stay away from Home Depot

Unless you work at night.

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You better watch out.

You better go hide.

We whistle and shout

I’m telling you why.

CBP is coming to town.