For Columbia and Brown.
UNDER MY THUMB
Under my thumb
Stuck up elites who once had me down.
Under my thumb
Elites who once pushed me around.
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It’s up to me.
Oh, yeah.
The difference in the profs they hire.
Up to me
The change has come
They’re under my thumb.
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Under my thumb
The wokeness crowd once had its day.
Under my thumb
The wokeness crowd has just changed its ways.
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It’s up to me.
Oh, yeah.
The way they do just what they’re told.
Up to me
The change has come
They’re under my thumb.
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Under my thumb
The MAGA flag has just been unfurled.
Under my thumb
They all know who’s boss of the world.
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It’s up to me.
Yes, it is.
The way they talk when they’re spoken to.
Up to me
The change has come
They’re under my thumb.
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Parody of “Under My Thumb” by the Rolling Stones.