Dear MC:
Greetings from Cleveland! There’s an incredible winning vibe in this city. Trump and LeBron: that’s the ticket!
Speaking of winning–we need to talk.
I know, the last few decades have been tough on you. The cost of health insurance has skyrocketed, while your wages have stagnated. But you know who’s to blame? The worthless, lazy, shiftless minorities who keep picking your pocket and insisting you should feel guilty! Illegal immigrants who want to steal your job and make you speak Spanish! Foreigners who sneer at your help and screw you over! And uppity women who think they have a right to tell you what to do!
You have a choice: you can align yourself with a band of losers who will take your money and call it “justice,” or you can vote for a group of winners who will protect you from the pickpockets and put the country back in safe hands again. Yes, it’s true that the rich will get a lot more out of this than you do, but at least it’s their own money, not yours.
Together, we can make America great again!
Love,
The GOP