Yesterday
All those Muslims seemed so far away.
But those bombers are all here to stay.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Look at me.
We’ll build a wall to keep them out, you’ll see.
We’ll waterboard and torture gruesomely.
We’ll fight the war aggressively.
We no longer win.
It’s a sin.
But two can play.
I’ll turn it around
Make those clowns
Beg for yesterday.
Yesterday.
Where there’s a winner, there’s a way.
I’m gonna kick their asses, come what may.
Cause I believe in yesterday.
Parody of “Yesterday” by Paul McCartney.