In his concurring and dissenting opinion in the birthright citizen case, the noted conservative jurist Brett Kavanaugh makes a strong case for the need for a living Constitution. For their part, Justices Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch, passionate proponents of textualism and the colorblind Constitution, essentially argue that the Court should read nonexistent language into the text of the 14th Amendment to limit its application to black Americans.
That’s awesome, guys. Do you really write this stuff with a straight face?