I’ve got those dirty, lowdown, Middle East war blues.
You have to be aware of it; it’s all over the news.
The war continues to drag on, and now I’ve got to choose.
Escalate or just withdraw? Either way, I lose.
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Bibi promised me a win; he said they wouldn’t fight.
It’s true that we control the air, and casualties are light.
The ayatollahs won’t give up, so Bibi wasn’t right.
The war just keeps on keeping on; there is no end in sight.
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I’ve got the blues.
The rising gas price blues.
Their military was wiped out
But they still control Hormuz.
Obama made a deal with them
And I may do the same.
I’ll argue that my deal is good
But the argument is lame.