It was rigged, and I can prove it. All you have to do is drive through my little town. Every other house has a Trump sign or flag. You won’t see any Biden/Harris signs. Not one! How can they possibly have won legally?
I know–you’re going to say that the Democrats won in the cities and suburbs. But those aren’t real Americans. They’re all rioting and looting and killing each other. They have no respect for our history, culture, and institutions. They’re animals, I tell you–animals!
Trump? I know he’s not perfect. I know he didn’t grow up in Alabama. I know he doesn’t love NASCAR, country music, guns, and Jesus. He may not even love people like me who love NASCAR, country music, guns, and Jesus. But I know one thing for sure: he really hates people who hate NASCAR, country music, guns, and Jesus. That’s good enough for me.
Biden? I don’t have anything against him. He and his family have been through a lot. But he’s too old and feeble to keep the left-wing animals in his party under control. Fortunately, we still have Mitch to do that for us.
All I can say is, he better not try and come for my guns. If he does, I’m not responsible for what happens next.