The Impeachment Blues

I’ve got those dirty, lowdown, House impeachment blues.

You have to be aware of it; it’s all over the news.

The trial is approaching fast, and now I’ve got to choose.

Should I put on witnesses, and which ones should I use?

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Sure, I used some pressure on the leaders of Ukraine

To put the screws to Biden and to maximize his pain.

My phone call was perfecto, and I don’t need to explain.

If I could go back in time, I’d do it all again.

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I’ve got the blues.

The Russia sequel blues

Mueller vindicated me

And gave me an excuse.

Election is approaching fast

And I intend to win.

Politics ain’t beanbag

And losing is a sin.