I’ve got those dirty, lowdown, Brexit deal blues.
You have to be aware of it; it’s all over the news.
No one likes my Brexit deal; I think I’m going to lose.
I needed everybody’s help, but the Brexiteers refuse.
The EU just won’t help me out; it’s really been a slog.
Like walking on the moor at night, avoiding all the bogs.
Our country is divided, and my party’s in a fog.
I thought Corbyn was the worst, but now I’ve got Rees-Mogg!
I’ve got the blues.
The Irish backstop blues.
I did my best to save the deal
But I know there’s no excuse.
As to who could follow me
I really wouldn’t know.
It’s been quite an adventure.
More like a horror show.