California Bashing
All my friends are red
And the state is blue.
Mueller’s coming for me.
Don’t know what to do.
Poll numbers are dropping.
Lots of votes are gone.
California bashing.
It’s time to get it on.
Went to Mar-a-Lago
Preparing for a fight.
I won’t get down on my knees
‘Cause I know I’m right.
Jerry Brown’s a dickhead
And Hollywood just sucks.
California bashing.
It’s time to change my luck.
Parody of “California Dreamin'” by John and Michelle Phillips