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So Trump wants to have a big military parade (glorifying himself) on July 4. What a shock!  The only problem is that D.C. doesn’t have a street or a square suitable for the purpose.

I can see it now:  let’s demolish some useless old 19th century buildings and create Trump Square for our parade!  It would have to be bigger than Red Square, of course.  It would be yuge!