When Comey Met the Don: the Real Story

Thanks again to those Obama bugs and cameras, we know what really happened during that Comey/Trump meeting:

Comey enters the Oval Office.  Trump is there with Jared Kushner and Jeff Sessions. Comey kneels before Trump, who deigns to let him kiss his hand.

DT:  OK, I need the two of you to leave now.

JS:  Why?

DT:  I’m going to be discussing family business with Jim.

JS:  But I thought we’re all family here.

DT:  That’s not how it works.  Sessions leaves; Kushner lingers.

DT:  Why are you still hanging around?

JK:  I’m your son-in-law.

DT:  Only blood relations are involved in the family business.  You don’t count.  If Ivanka were here, it would be different.  Kushner leaves.

JC:  Why did you call me here, Mr. President?

DT:  Do you remember what I told you when I said you could keep your job?

JC:  Something about performing a service when you demanded it?

DT:  Exactly.  It’s time for the service.

JC:  What is it?

DT:  Mike Flynn is a good guy.  I hope you can back off him.  If you know what I mean.

JC:  I can’t do that.  It’s an ongoing investigation.  I have obligations to the American public.

DT:  You don’t understand.  Your obligations are to me.  I am the American public.  That was decided in November.

JC:  But my position is independent of anyone in power.  That’s why I have a ten year contract.

DT:  No.  You work for me, and you owe me complete loyalty.  Period.  That’s the way it was in my business, and that’s the way it is now.

JC:  I’m doing my best to work with you, but I can’t ignore my oath of office.

DT:  Either perform the required service or face the consequences.

Comey leaves.  A few days later, Trump fires him.