I actually wrote this before the election, but it seems more pertinent now. It is consistent with the spirit of the original.
Blue People
Blue people got no reason
Blue people got no reason
Blue people got no reason to live.
They live in cities.
They think they’re smart.
They claim to know about the latest art.
No time for NASCAR;
No use for guns.
Skiing and yachting are what they do for fun.
Well, I don’t want no blue people
Don’t want no blue people
Don’t want no blue people ’round here.
Blue people are just the same as you and I (A fool such as I).
All men are brothers until the day they die. (It’s a wonderful world).
Blue people got nobody
Blue people got nobody
Blue people got nobody to love.
We hate their culture.
They hate ours, too.
We want what’s old;
They prefer what’s new.
Rampant abortions.
Sex on demand.
I really think it’s gotten out of hand.
No, I don’t want no blue people
Don’t want no blue people
Don’t want no blue people ’round here.
Parody of “Short People” by Randy Newman.