Sympathy for the White Man
Please allow me to introduce myself.
I’m a man whose time has passed.
I ran the world for a long, long time.
Made some money, and kicked some ass.
I was around when men were owned.
Ruled the roost in my home, too.
Under attack now on every flank
And I don’t know what to do.
Good to meet you.
Hope you heard my plea.
The one thing you can do for us
Vote for the GOP!
Stuck around in Selma
When some black folks started calling for a change.
Killed some leaders and some followers
As the nation screamed with rage.
I ran the land; kept the whip in hand.
Now I’m on my knees; time to take a stand.
Good to meet you.
Hope you heard my plea.
The one thing you can do for us
Vote for the GOP!
Parody of “Sympathy for the Devil” by the Rolling Stones.