A Song Parody for Cruz on Super Tuesday

Onward, Christian soldiers.

Marching to the polls.

Take on Trump and Marco.

Put them on the dole.

 

Onward, Christian soldiers.

Rise and heed Ted’s call.

Without you, he’s nothing.

With, he wins it all.

 

Onward, Christian soldiers.

Stuff the ballot box.

Don’t let Trump deceive you.

He’s crazy like a fox.

 

Onward, Christian soldiers

Press on, if you dare.

Without your support, Ted

Hasn’t got a prayer.