Cruz famously read from “Green Eggs and Ham” during one of his filibusters, so he should appreciate this:
You’re a mean one, Mr. Cruz.
Little children fear your name.
There’s an icebox where your heart was.
You’ve got cobras in your brain.
Mr. Cruz
The only question is, which of your parents is to blame?
You’re a foul one, Mr. Cruz.
Your list of friends is blank.
You’re as cuddly as a rhino.
You stink like a septic tank.
Mr. Cruz
The three words I hope describe your poll numbers are as follows: sink; sunk; sank!
You’re a monster, Mr. Cruz.
You’ve a bank vault for a soul.
You’re as warm as the Antarctic.
You’re as bright as a black hole.
Mr. Cruz
Come on people: let’s put him on the dole!
Parody of a song performed on “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” by Dr. Seuss.
P.S. To be fair to the guy, at least he is starting to make the arguments against Trump that the establishment should have raised months ago.