Start spreading the news.
Ted’s leaving today.
He just can’t stand our values here.
New York, New York.
Conservatives few.
The culture is gay.
He hates the very sight of it.
New York, New York.
He wants to wake up far away
From Times Square.
He’ll be the king of the hill
Just not there.
The city’s too blue.
Red’s melting away.
Ignore the voters living there
In old New York.
He can’t take it there.
Can he make it anywhere?
No thanks to you
New York, New York.
Parody of “New York, New York” as performed by Frank Sinatra.