On the Model GOP Presidential Candidate

In the ongoing maelstrom, it seems to have escaped everyone’s attention that the Republicans have a potential candidate with all of the right credentials.  This man:

  1.  Is a proven winner of elections;
  2.  Is beloved by the entire party, and by some Democrats, as well;
  3.  Has as much swagger as all of the present GOP candidates combined;
  4.  Has a long record of defying Obama;
  5.  Believes in peace through strength, not negotiations; and
  6.  Is impeccably right-wing on economic issues.

There is just one small catch:  he is the Prime Minister of Israel.  Surely a way can be found around that obstacle.

Draft Netanyahu!