New Song Lyrics for Fiorina Friday

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                            Hey Carly!

Your dad was still at Duke

When you and I were friends.

You claim you came from nothing.

The lies just never end.

 

You took a job at Lucent

You sold yourself so well.

Some deals turned out badly, but

Your bosses couldn’t tell.

 

Hey Carly!

Why did you leave?

What do you want?

What do you believe?

 

You went to manage HP

Where you were the boss.

You chose to purchase Compaq

Shareholder value lost.

 

The Board told you to move on

You were amply paid

You then ran for the Senate

Were crushed, or so they said.

 

Hey Carly!

Why did you go?

Something out there

Must be better, you know.

 

Now you have decided

That wouldn’t be enough.

You chose to run for President

To stop all the free stuff.

 

Taking on the Donald.

He acts just like a pig.

Maybe this could be the start

Of something really big.

 

Hey Carly!

Why did you run?

Who knew that all this

Could be so much fun?

 

But now it’s all over

The damage has been done.

Your race has finally ended.

You’ve nowhere else to run.

 

Hey Carly!

Why did you lose?

Where will you go next?

What else can you choose?