Waiting for Biden

A homeless man is loitering outside of Blair House.  A security guard comes to investigate.

G:  What are you doing?

HM:  I’m waiting for Biden.

G:  I’ve heard that he’s bidin’ his time.  (slaps knee)

HM:  I bet you’ve used that line before.

G:  What are you waiting for him to do?

HM:  To run.

G:  For what?

HM:  For President.

G:  For President of what?

HM:  America.

G:  What’s America?

HM:  The land of the free.  You, me, everyone and everything.

G:  Even Putin?

HM:  Well, not Putin.

G:  Why does he have to run?  Can’t he just walk?

HM:  Because it’s a race.

G:  What kind of a race?

HM:  I’ve heard it’s a marathon.

G:  He’s kind of old for a marathon.  Who else is running?

HM:  Hillary.

G:  Like the guy who climbed Everest?

HM:  Sort of.  Beating her will be climbing a mountain, too.

G:  Can he beat her?

HM:  With what, a stick?  Sure.  He’s a guy, after all.

G:  No, in the race.

HM:  Probably not, because his heart may not be in it.

G:  Well, if your heart isn’t in something, you probably shouldn’t do it.

A second homeless man walks by.

HM#2:  What are you doing?

HM and G:  We’re waiting for Biden.