(Janet Yellen has come to the Oval Office to talk to Biden. Harris is there, too–always silent, but with open eyes and ears. One day, all of this will be hers!)
Y: Good morning, Mr. President! (Biden turns around and looks fruitlessly for Obama, then turns back)
B: Sorry. I keep looking for Barack. That’s the way it worked for so many years.
Y: I understand, Mr. President.
B: It should have been Beau, you know. I meant what I said about that.
Y: (With a small lump in her throat) The whole country understands, Mr. President.
B: But enough of that. What’s the deal today?
Y: I wanted to update you about the relief plan.
B: Right! The American people are suffering! They need help immediately! It’s our first priority!
Y: Things are going well, so far, but there are some concerns, even from economists on the left.
B: What are they?
Y: Inflation, and higher interest rates.
B: Inflation is bad stuff! It needs to be stopped! I can remember back in the seventies, when I was taking the train to Delaware every day. It seemed like the price of tickets went up every week! It was terrible!
Y: We don’t think it will be a problem.
B: You’re sure?
Y: There are lots of reasons. Recent history prior to the pandemic, and Japan’s experience, to name two.
B: So the concern is just a bunch of malarkey?
Y: I wouldn’t exactly call it malarkey, but we think it’s wrong.
B: Good! How’s it going with Congress?
Y: The bill passed the House. Now we have to get it through the Senate.
B: Well, just let me know if you need my help there. Those people are my friends. They used to call me the McConnell whisperer, you know.
Y: I’ve heard. We think we can get it through.
B: Good! Anything else?
Y: Everything else is on track.
B: Then go out there and build back better!
(Yellen leaves)