Vladimir Putin is meeting with his defense minister to talk about the war.
P: We need to start making some progress on the war. I have some ideas to bounce off you.
DM: OK. Shoot. Not literally, of course.
P: We could expand the draft and overwhelm the Ukrainians with our manpower advantage. We can’t possibly lose a war of attrition with them, and Russian lives are cheap.
DM: There would be a huge public outcry. Anyway, we don’t have enough ammunition for the troops we already have. What good would it do?
P: We can increase our ammunition purchases from Iran and North Korea.
DM: They’re pretty well tapped out, and they have their own issues to deal with.
P: We can request more aid from China.
DM: They have too much to lose by giving it to us.
P: We can open a new front by attacking Odesa.
DM: Our ships have to stay too far from shore to permit any kind of amphibious assault.
P: We can stop their grain shipments.
DM: We tried that. They created new trade routes and protected them. We can’t do anything more than what we’re doing now without putting the Black Sea fleet at risk.
P: We can use oil and gas as a weapon against NATO.
DM: That hasn’t worked, either. Europe has adapted. They have adequate stocks for the winter.
P: We can get more diplomatic support from the Third World, based on issues with food supplies.
DM: Food prices have stabilized. Some of those countries vaguely support us, but they won’t really do anything to help us.
P: We could bring Belarus into the war.
DM: Lukashenko will never agree to that. He relies on the military to stay in power. If he sends them outside the country, who is going to protect him from the public?
P: Well, we could open a new front from Belarus.
DM: We don’t have the resources to do that.
P: We can use disinformation to divide NATO.
DM: We’ve been doing that from the beginning, with minimal success.
P: Well, if all else fails, we can support Donald Trump. If he wins the 2024 election, all of our problems will be solved.
DM: That sounds like a plan to me.